Hi There!
We noticed a new sign-in to your Moogle account at 6:01pm on Monday, 2/21/22.
As previously reported, we also noticed sign-ins at 12:36pm, 12:48pm, 1:05pm, 1:10pm, 1:34pm, 1:56pm, 2:22pm, 2:23pm, 2:50pm, 3:18pm, 3:28pm, 3:31pm, 3:36pm, 3:44pm, 4:11pm, 4:42pm, 5:03pm, 5:05pm, 5:09pm, 5:20pm, 5:27pm, 5:43pm, 5:53pm and 5:59pm on Monday, 2/21/22. Rest assured, we will continue tracking and notifying you of all sign-ins for the remainder of Monday, 2/21/22, not to mention every day thereafter (as we have every day preceding since the day you joined the Moogle community). Your security is Moogle’s TOP priority.
PLEASE, for your own peace of mind, hearken back through the last .4 minutes of your day, and CONFIRM THAT THIS SIGN-IN WAS YOU.
After all, we wouldn’t have the slightest idea whether this most recent sign-in at 6:01pm (or any previous sign-ins) came from a previously-used IP address or not. We may track everything you do on the internet and everything you say in private phone calls to your friends in order to immediately show you the most useful ads. (That time Sharon told you about her new GoGo Yoga pants and you started seeing ads for those very pants before you hung up the phone, even though you’d never heard of GoGo Yoga before that very conversation? Yeah, that was us.) But we would never, never track the IP address from which you sign into Moogle in order to recognize your device in the future and refrain from sending you spammy, duplicative emails such as this. Your privacy is Moogle’s TOP priority.
Never mind that you haven’t actually “signed in” for over a decade and can’t for the life of you remember your password. “Signing in” is unnecessary to the tracking of sign-ins. We know when you open the Moogle app, or open your Moogle account on a browser, or simply cast your eyes upon the Moogle app/tab that you leave open indefinitely. We leverage this top-rate activity tracking technology because we’re here to protect you. Your protection is Moogle’s TOP priority.
If this most recent sign-in was you, well, PHEW! You can let out a big sigh of relief and get on with your busy day, resting serene in the knowledge that your security, privacy and protection are still intact, and that you are in good hands with Moogle!
IF THIS SIGN-IN WAS NOT YOU, we are here to help! Simply:
- Make sure you are signed in to your Moogle account.*
- Navigate to the “Moogle Me” tab.
- Update your profile photo. (Seriously, Erin, that photo is from 2009.)
- Click on “Settings.”
- Click on “Profile”
- Click on “Account.”
- Verify your phone number.
- Click on “Me.”
- Click on “My Privacy.”
- Click on the “Advanced” tab.
- Verify your address.
- Scroll down to “Sign-in.”
- Select “Sign-in not me!”
- Type in the time of the sign-in in question.
- Click “Sign out this user!”
- Verify your password that you haven’t used in over a decade. Be sure you get it right on the first try, or you will be locked out of Moogle indefinitely!
- Click “send a security code to my phone.”
- Type in the 11-digit security code that was sent to your phone. Again, be sure you get it right on the first try!
- Scroll all the way down and click “Save.” You will be redirected to the Moogle sign-in page.
- Sign back in to Moogle. And voilà! You’re back in business!
*If the hacker behind the sign-in that was not you has already changed your password, just go to moogle.com/help/not, where you can search our Help database for any topic under the sun! We may or may not have some actual contact information buried deep in the labyrinth of our archives, but we don’t recommend using that (if you manage to find it). Our emails are monitored by Russian bots, and our 15-part automated phone menu is optimized to ensure you hang up within 24 seconds.
And Erin? Respectfully? Just buy the yoga pants already. You’ve looked at them 36 times (across devices).
Have a wonderful day (or approximately 16 minutes until we meet again, based on your lifetime average of time between sign-ins). Your wonderful day is Moogle’s TOP priority.
Sincerely,
The Moogle Family